I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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