To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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