we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Randomize
