I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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