Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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