Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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