Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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