so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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