yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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