does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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