Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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