problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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