found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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