Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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