Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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