Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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