Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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