hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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