I swear she didn't look like that last week.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
