I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
