we're blogging at a bar
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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