i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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