but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
