super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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