Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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