Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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