Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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