Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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