The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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