normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
