that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Two words: nipple clamps
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