haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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