# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
