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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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