I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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