I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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