i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
