lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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