I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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