just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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