so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
