He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
