Buhtt sex?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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