I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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