shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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