I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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