So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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