We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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