Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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