the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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